Thanks, Justin Heimburg, et al. for helping my students learn these helpful SAT words with your funny Yo Momma jokes!
Yo momma’s so homely, when she went to the beautician, it took 12 hours for a quote!
adj: unattractive, plain; unpretentious
Yo momma’s so antediluvian, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private!
adj: from the time before the Biblical flood; old, outdated
Yo momma’s so timorous, she called 911 during Scary Movie!
adj: unconfident, fearful; showing a lack of confidence or displaying fearfulness
Yo momma’s so prone to hyperbole, we hired her to write these jokes!
n. a figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect
Yo momma’s so senescent, somebody told her to act her age, and she died!
adj. growing old; aging
Yo momma is so laconic.
(Get it?) adj. describing a person , piece of writing, etc. that conveys much by saying little
Yo momma is so succulent, she creates her own au jus when she sleeps!
adj. juicy and tender
Yo momma’s voice is so melliflous, she opens her mouth and wars stop!
adj. pleasing to the ear, flowing with sweetness